|The Teddy Bears' Picnic|
by Bruin Fisher
If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today you'll find the place full of guys.
For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because
The gays today go cottaging with a picnic!
© Bruin Fisher January 2008
with apologies to the songwriter, Jimmy Kennedy